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Ludo: "Bear with me. She's like a triple tiered chocolate cake covered in buttercream frosting with multiple layers of chocolate ganache along with other sugary decorations like a caramel praline; too rich for my blood and is probably bad for me. 

Isvelt: "Why do you even know what that's like?" 

Ludo: "Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to."
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Find out in the actual IC lol. 

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