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I was going to make a witty and humorous remark that you would all have laughed at but [@DocTachyon] told me it sounded mean
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He was going to tell you we don't accept [i]straight[/i] applications. Your Clark's experience as a paranormal investigator was compelling, but we were really looking for experience at the Ram Ranch.

[s]See it sounds better when I say it because I'm queer and you're only Scottish[/s]