[quote=@Estylwen]
He approached Callum, gloved hand dripping to dip a pinky into Callum's meat pie. He licked the filling off his finger, a satisfied smile growing on his face.
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...Ayo? We putting our pinkies into people's meat pies now...? Oh man, the euphemisms... 

At least it was gloved... There's some protection there at least...

New guy Callum's on a bad luck streak.

[quote=@ERode]
<Snipped quote by Donut Look Now>

I'll let you come up with it. It's probably something pretentious and overly academic, considering who did it.
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Make ERode regret giving you this much power, Donut :D