[quote=@Irradiant]
...Ayo? We putting our pinkies into people's meat pies now...? Oh man, the euphemisms... 

At least it was gloved... There's some protection there at least...

New guy Callum's on a bad luck streak.
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The E-rank luck stat is real.

First the guy training him dies, then he finds out the next people that were gonna take him on got murdered, and then some dude almost twice his age shows up and starts trying to chat him up and sticks a finger right in his pie...

Callum Prosser needs a trustworthy adult and he's starting to think there aren't any in the entire kingdom.