[quote=@Cao the Exiled]
A lone ronin tiredly stepped into the abandoned village looking for a McDonald's, where she hoped to eat and sleep in the bathroom. The McDonald's was closed, but the Burger King was strangely open, ran by a massive, hulking rat in a tailcoat and top hat. They looked more like a plumber than a rat, but that’s because of the massive mustache.
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Oh, [i]how glorious[/i] this [b]mustache[/b] was; so worthy of emphasis for…