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*Scowls and digs into the ground like butter, from which erupts a wide field of obsidian spikes that impale you from several angles*
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*Disappears behind the wall of spikes, only to emerge from them by walking through them toward you, warping the stone and bursting through it as it shatters in resistance to my movement*
Cold, unfeeling stone.