[quote=@Valiance]
<Snipped quote by Nimda>

*Narrows my eyes and looks toward the opening gates*
[/quote]

*An entourage carrying an enormous, elongated plank of wood covered by a white tarp emerge from the woods, laughing, cheering, and full of joy; I notice you standing outside the gate and make my way over to you*
Hey feller! Looks like the news hasn't reached everyone yet!