[quote=@Legend]
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*An entourage carrying an enormous, elongated plank of wood covered by a white tarp emerge from the woods, laughing, cheering, and full of joy; I notice you standing outside the gate and make my way over to you*
Hey feller! Looks like the news hasn't reached everyone yet!
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*Glances from side to side, then responds after seeming to think about something for just a moment*
News?