When I worked in the deli, we used to have to keep cheese samples for customers. One week, it was Muenster. I decided to use the Muenster samples as a 'base' for a stick man me and my friends created. Cheese for his 'leg', taped toothpicks for the body, and then we drew a face on the grape for his head. 

We named him Fred Muenster. 

Our manager made us throw him in the trash. 

He had a legendary four hours of existence.