[quote=@Legend Begins]
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*Torpedos into you in a checkered spiral pattern of purple*
You don't have a choice. We're the same.
*Blasts you with a wide, purple beam of light*
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*Stands up and holds out my hand, blocking the beam and rending the flesh from my bones*
Yeah!
*Laughs*
We're the same!
*A pair of jaws shoots from either building beside you and chomps on your jaws*