[quote=@Valiance]
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Not even once!
*Throws my forearm in front of my face and swipes my other arm across you, hurling you into the nearest tree in that direction*
Because if I ever were to lie about who I am, it would make me like[i] them[/i].
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*Hits the tree and it collapses on top of me*
You always were! You lied to yourself and you lied to me!
*Picks up the tree and flings it base-first into you*