[quote=@Artifact]
<Snipped quote by Valiance>

*The world stretches, and then splits abruptly like rubber, spewing the red mist everywhere, but reflecting off the gold hue of the air around us*
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Dodge.
*Leaps up into the air while lifting a supermassive chunk if the earth with me, and twirls it around, slamming explosively back into the hole it left, blasting the world to bits from the impact*