[quote=@Stratocracy]
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*Raises my hand and slams it downward on the axe as it approaches, deflecting it into the ground below and sticking the blade into it*
We can be if you want to be?
[/quote]

*Grins*
Nah!
*Summersaults over, lurching the blade from the ground and swinging it at your neck with reckless abandon in both hands*