[quote=@Stratocracy]
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*Ducks and spins around on a dime in one swift motion, while kicking backward and skating away across the ground in a graceful slide*
You sure? You seemed so bored, we could switch it up. Variety is the spice of life.
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I [i]am[/i] bored.
*Claps my hands once above my head and two enormous wormlike creatures made of open intestines erupt from the ground and catapult toward you with no end to their body in sight*