[quote=@Etcetera]
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I [i]am[/i] bored.
*Claps my hands once above my head and two enormous wormlike creatures made of open intestines erupt from the ground and catapult toward you with no end to their body in sight*
[/quote]

You a big fan of video games?
*Continues on my current trajectory and hops out of their paths’ cross section*