[quote=@Stratocracy]
<Snipped quote by Etcetera>

You a big fan of video games?
*Continues on my current trajectory and hops out of their paths’ cross section*
[/quote]

Nnnnope!
*Jumps, leaving a crater where I stood and vaulting up to one of the worms' mouths, and then flinging myself with its momentum into you, feet-first*