[quote=@Stratocracy]
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*Catches your feet with my hands in front of my abdomen and flings you back straight upward away from me, after the force sends me sliding with my heels dug into the dirt*
Switching it up and coming back later could be refreshing you know. You tried crochet?
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Don't know what that is!
*Gravity accelerates me immediately downward, and I hit the ground with a squatting position, producing huge cracks from which searing flames lick upward*