Also, because Rush reminded me that the incorrect quotes generator existed, I got these gems...

Skobeloff: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room. 
Stargaze: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.

Stargaze: You have any sunscreen?
Skobeloff: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire—
Stargaze: It's for my marshmallow ya dummy.

Shieldwing: How the hell are you still alive?
Fellwing: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

Shieldwing: Legend says that when you can’t sleep, it means you’re awake in someone else’s dreams.
Shieldwing: When I find out who you are, I’m going to punch you in the face.

Shieldwing: Ladies, gentlemen and Fellwing, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!
Skobeloff: A llama?
Shieldwing: No.
Skobeloff: A baby llama?
Shieldwing: No!
Skobeloff: A baby llama with a little hat on?
Shieldwing: NO!

Skobeloff: When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.
Shieldwing: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.
Skobeloff: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger i couldn’t eat.

Skobeloff: You might not know this, Shieldwing, but I am a flawed person.
Shieldwing: I do know that.

Fellwing: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!
Fellwing: *sprays hairspray in their mouth*
Fellwing: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

Stargaze: I am in charge of this disaster!
Skobeloff: I have a name, you know.