You dare make me remember this monstrosity, now you pay the price

Skobeloff: If anyone needs me, then fuck off.

Stargaze, about Shieldwing: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?
Skobeloff: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.

Skobeloff: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?
Shieldwing: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*
Skobeloff: Aww, it's a love note for Stargaze?
Shieldwing: No-
Skobeloff: *opens it*
Skobeloff:
Shieldwing:
Skobeloff: I can't read this.

Shieldwing: Breathe, just breathe.
Stargaze: I’ve done nothing with my life! I’m a failure!
Skobeloff: Awww, that never bothered you before.

Skobeloff: I regret nothing!!!
Shieldwing: I regret everything!!!

Fellwing: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.
Stargaze: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

*Stargaze is crying after a breakup*
Skobeloff: There there, Stargaze.
Stargaze, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?
Skobeloff: Great question—

Skobeloff: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.

Shieldwing: Which way did Stargaze go?
Skobeloff: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.
Shieldwing: You could really figure it out from that?
Skobeloff: No, you idiot, Stargaze sent me a text. See?

Stargaze: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to fear how much they love me.

Skobeloff: You can track Stargaze?
Shieldwing: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

Skobeloff: This is getting embarrassing.
Shieldwing: Getting? We’re already there!

Shieldwing: Are you alright?
Fellwing: Short answer or long answer?
Shieldwing: Short?
Fellwing: No.
Shieldwing: Long?
Fellwing: Nooooooo.

Shieldwing: I hate to to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.
Stargaze & Skobeloff:
Stargaze: Was it Skobeloff?