Rough summary:

LeeRoy goes "hey Lith, join my team, we're gonna fight in a war with people"
I go "okay I guess" and he has me chat with some wieners. They quit when they can't get someone.
LeeRoy goes "Wait gosh golly! :o I got another group we can engage in a war with!"
I go "yeah. Alright sounds cool." Thus the "Bolts."

What ensued was a near year long saga of Discord debate. Fortunately I'm Lith the Great so I won the debate the biggest and made us post again. Now we're here posting. Also as Bango astutely pointed out, one of their teammates disappeared. I tried getting a replacement for them but they rejected my immense kindness and my massive humility.