[quote=@Srpv]
Doofus.
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Indeed.

[quote=@Srpv]
Now get this; if I said that pretense about you then the pretense about Letter Be is just more sporadic.
[/quote]
To what pretense are you referring to?

[quote=@Srpv]
That symbol psyched you up or down ITSELF. Now whose English are you wanting? 
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The King's English, preferably. Colonial is, I suppose, vaguely acceptable.

Are you OK? Do you need to take a break from the internet? Maybe go for a walk. Contemplate life. Come back wanting to write and not be a nuisance.