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20/13|Male/Male|Reinforcement, Beast
Mystic, Melee|Duplication, Tentacles|Deity
Enhanced Sustenance, Awareness, Masculinity, Fated, Sorcery, Gifted, Absolute Direction
Paragon, Blessing, Clergy, Mana Fount, Gifted Item
Arrogance, Unknown, Loud, Big Brother
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Alexander sighed "[color=aba000]Well ideally we'd go around or over this place...but I don't think that's much of an option. Burning it down would just give away our position, so that's not an option either. Ugh, now I really wish I asked how this 'don't let your back be seen' thing worked.[/color]" After taking a few seconds to think about it, he groaned "[color=aba000]I think I got an idea. It's really stupid, but it should keep us safe.[/color]" He turned Brittney around so that her back was facing him, then he turned around himself so that his own back was facing hers. Then, he locks their arms together "[color=aba000]There. It'll be really fucking awkward and slow to walk, but this should at least keep us safe.[/color]" With that settled, the two of them began sideway shuffling through the forest. 

"[color=aba000]Hey, I don't suppose you have any other trinkets on hand that could help?[/color]" he asked, remembering that deal with the troll that they weren't allowed to mention "[color=aba000]At this point, I'd even be tempted by a 'Forest Destroyer 9000' or something[/color]" His frustration at this whole situation making the idea of senseless and kind of counter productive violence more tempting than normal.