RIP Sev. I don't know how you're getting out of this one, bud...

[s]Someone, stir up some chaos, stat. Delay, detract, divert![/s]

And dang, I gotta say, that was a pretty devious move on the Wizard Queen's part. Looks like Duke Rhinecliff is gonna be lighting something [i]other[/i] than his cigars today. 

Altina's currently MIA, having Sir Hayworth to take her place on the voyage, but the old knight might just swing on by to witness the barbecue!