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[color=00a651]Alcohol dulls the senses and makes an easy target. Also, it tastes bad. But maybe I can summon up a virgin Piná Colada.[/color]
*Snapping my fingers, a nicely decorated Piná Colada appears, and I take a light sip.*
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Yeah, but it's [i]fun[/i].