Here are some interactions between my characters, courtesy of the Incorrect Quote Generator.

Sigismund: We need a way to lure in new customers.
Fedya: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!
Bartholomew: Serafina bath water.
Serafina: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

Serafina: What are the hardest things to say? 
Sigismund: I was wrong. 
Fedya: I need help. 
Bartholomew: Worcestershire sauce.

Sigismund, setting down a card: Ace of spades. 
Serafina, pulling out an Uno card: +4. 
Bartholomew, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you! 
Fedya, trembling: What are we playing?!