Some of these felt alarmingly accurate.

[quote]Garnet: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.

Garnet: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Aaliyah: How can you still say that?
Garnet: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.[/quote]

[quote]Mariel: I prevented a murder today.
Zaraknyvr: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that?
Mariel: Self-control.[/quote]

[quote]Raella: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
Mariel:
Raella: Vroom vroom, come out already.[/quote]