Shieldwing: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Shieldwing: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Skobeloff: Uh... what's up with him?
Fellwing: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Shieldwing: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Stargaze, crying: It's working.

Skobeloff: Why do you look like that?
Stargaze, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?
Skobeloff: Like you’re dead.
Stargaze: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Shieldwing: Stargaze accidentally called Fellwing a seer in front of everyone today.
Stargaze: *sobs into the floor*

Stargaze, texting Fellwing: Fellwing! Help I'm being kidnapped!
Fellwing: Where are you?
Stargaze: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Fellwing: I'll call Skobeloff.
Skobeloff, answering their cell: Y'ello?
Fellwing: Where's Stargaze? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Skobeloff: Stargaze? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Skobeloff:
Skobeloff: I'll call you back. *Hangs up*
Skobeloff: THE NEW HORNS AREN'T THAT BAD!
Stargaze: WHO ARE YOU!?

Fellwing: What have you done with Shieldwing? 
Skobeloff: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?

Skobeloff: Watcha doin? 
Stargaze: Stealing my neighbour’s cat. 
Skobeloff: Scandalous. 
Skobeloff: Can I help?

Skobeloff: BE A BETTER PERSON! 
Fellwing: WHY?! 
Skobeloff: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME!

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Skobeloff* 
Skobeloff: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could put some polish on those horns you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.