[quote=@Charley]Found my lost sock under the kitchen sink. I might have a poltergeist with an odd associative disorder with socks and dishwashing detergent.[/quote]
When my children were young, I kept a box in the hall closet with a label that read, "[i][b]Sad Sock Box."[/b][/i] Every weekend I would  look in the box to see if I found a mate or add to it socks that did not have a mate. The kids are all teens now.