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*Watches with great intrigue*
This guy's doomed!
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*the store owner, who is a raggedy looking witch, raises their hand*
SO: Please do not fight here, I do not want my stuff destroyed again.
 - Don't worry, you can have it, it's just a hammer that has some magic swirling around it, nothing special.
?: Wait what? It's just a hammer?
 - Yup! thank you for leading me here. You can keep it, but if you attempt to steal anything else from me you will pay.
?:...
 - You can leave now,
*watches his eyes widen when he takes a momentary look at me and hurriedly runs away*
 - Now then, Miss store owner! what are some of your real wares?
SO: Why should I listen to you?