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Goddamned 1%  dragons and your high-roller lifestyles, with your penthouses and private pool parties and treasure hoards. >:(
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You should see my treasure hoard after the IRS got done with it. In the olde days, back when old was followed by an e, people feared and respected dragons. Now a simple stretch of the wings could get you shot down and labeled as a UFO, then hours of interrogation by the FBI about terrorist intentions and being a living, breathing WMD. Do you know what it's like facing down two idiots in suits knowing with one sneeze, you'd have something crunchy and good with ketchup?

That pool is my bathtub!

Likely the penthouse is the owner's apartment, so I'll have to make do with one of the dimensionally transcendent rooms on a lower floor - or even a sub-basement.