Oooh, this looks fun. How'd you feel about an ancient higher vampire who was once a terror across Europe who then got trapped in her crypt by a vampire hunter for the last 150+ years, and for whom the whole [i]queen of the night[/i] thing has lost its charm now that humanity has invented [i]lightbulbs[/i] and [i]video games[/i] and [i]rum raisin ice cream?[/i]