[h1][color=9e0b0f][s]COLESLAW[/s] CLOSED EYE[/color][/h1]
he sat in his office. he was waiting for the crawfish, but the lure didn't work. 30 goddamn minutes waiting for a miniscule dweeb.
until...
"bell man to big man, bell man to big man. the crawfish has been lured. i repeat, the crawfish has been lured."
[color=9e0b0f]"FUCK! FINALLY! 30 minutes i've been waiting. for 30. goddamn. minutes. if he's late again, he's fired. NO, FUCK THAT, WE KILL HIM!"[/color]
everyone in the office had a forced chuckle as told too during employee training.
the elevator opened, with the dweeb inside.
[color=9e0b0f]"ugh. take a seat, we have something to talk about."[/color]