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Max’s thoughts on all his [s]terrifying[/s] lovely neighbors. (None of this stuff actually happened ((yet?)))
On Velvet: “i appreciate a quiet resident. She’s even offered to let me borrow her video games.” *[i]Please stop staring at my neck. Please stop staring at my neck. Oh god, please stop staring at my neck. I forgot my garlic necklace in my room…[/i]*
On Achieng: “She seems nice but that’s a LOT of fangs and also the weakly meat deliveries are really heavy and oh god that’s beef right? RIGHT?!”
On Qaymu: “Wait, you’re saying the old man is a *dragon*?! Like a DRAGON-dragon?! Like fire breathing, human eating, gold hoarding dragon?! Oh god is that dragon profiling? He gave me a weird necklace last week and now I cant take it off and I might be cursed to keep dropping coffee mugs…”
On Iris: “She seems friendly but I had to install these heavy duty manacles in her unit last week and I’m not gonna kink shame or anything but they were like the REAL DEAL and now I can’t look her in the eye.”
On Alphonse: *[i]WHAT THE HECK IS THAT AND WHY DOES HE HAVE FOUR ARMS!?!?[/i]*
On Miyuki: “The first time we talked I think I broke a blood vessel in my face and now I hide under the desk when I see her coming into the entryway.”
On Yumeiko: “She seems really nice but also I usually see her with Miyuki so under the desk I go. She gave me some really beautiful prayer beads once.”
On Kai: “Not innately terrifying but he sure does like the pool and I keep having to pick scales out of the filter.
On Nicholas: “Oh thank the gods, another normal human!”
On Varlam: *[i]Y U NEED SO MANY LIMBS?! Y NO WEAR PANTS?![/i]*
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Iris is going to cry in her corner now. Excuse me