[quote=@Lemons]
I can't wait to make Max viscerally uncomfortable with my scrawny sub-five foot walking affront to sense and God.
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[i]*Max standing at the front desk, dressed im a halloween priest costume, neck weighed down with a hundred necklaces bearing every holy symbol he could find.* [/i] why yes… this is our new uniform. No no need to confirm that with management.

[quote=@CitrusArms]
Now, who's willing to take up some of Miyuki's grooming regiment? Yumeiko will offer blessed tail touches to counter Miyuki's curse, in exchange.
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*[i]Max being dragged by the collar into Miyuki’s room, tears staining his face.[/i]* NO NO PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! I DIDNT READ THE JOB DESCRIPTION! NOOOOOOOOOO~ *[i]Door slams, screaming continues.[/i]*