[quote=@BunniesOfDoom]
I can see it now, they just spend the whole time criticizing how the blood spurts and what the monsters look like. 

Or are we talking about THE Halloween movies with Michael Myers cause then it'll probably just boil down to what kind of monster Michael actually is cause there is no way a strolling human can casually catch up to a running one that easily. But some kind of monster, easy. 
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[i]Person home alone hears frightening thump from the attic. Slowly walks into the darkness alone only to be brutally eaten by the monster.[/i]
Velvet: “You wouldnt BELIEVE how often humans do this, it’s hilarious!” 😂 
Yumeiko: “Why dont they simply banish the spirit? Do you humans seriously not carry protective talismans?”
Miyuki: “Can’t even believe how inaccurate this film is. He’s clearly eating the worst tasting part of the human first. I would have gone straight for his kidneys.”