Alrighty, post is up. I tried to get everything to feel about right, but a lot of pieces from a lot of posts had to get jigsawed and I'm notoriously bad at that. Feel free to tell me if anything's up!

...The messed up line of people to interact with doesn't count, and it's fixed. Mulligan! Everybody gets one! Sorry, haha, didn't fix it from the copied header.