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20/13|Male/Male|Reinforcement, Beast
Mystic, Melee|Duplication, Tentacles|Deity
Enhanced Sustenance, Awareness, Masculinity, Fated, Sorcery, Gifted, Absolute Direction
Paragon, Blessing, Clergy, Mana Fount, Gifted Item
Arrogance, Unknown, Loud, Big Brother
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'[color=aba000][i]...Shit. I didn't think he'd want to[/i] eat [i]me, what do I do now!?[/i][/color]' Alexander briefly panicked, before he got a really dumb idea '[color=aba000][i]I[/i] really [i]hope he's as much of a moron as he seems like.[/i][/color]' With his course of action decided, Alexander smirked at the giant "[color=aba000]Ha, you think I didn't know about your love of bonebread?[/color]" He didn't "[color=aba000]That's what these magic cuffs are for[/color]" He held up his magic sealing cuffs "[color=aba000]As long as these remain on me, if I die then my bones will become cursed to make anyone who eats them to be hungry forever! Without the key, the only way to get them off of me would be to break them. But a giant like you is clearly too clumsy and dumb to break them without killing me[/color]"