Wade blinked and said “but I don’t know where strange is! Well this is starting out great” he took the rest of the wraps and went out the back door to head back to his place, humming ‘Bye Bye Bye’ in his head as he did so. 

After a few blocks he suddenly heard a scream and stopped dead, mostly because snarling was following the screaming. Deadpool took off towards the sound, checking his blades and pistols while he did. “Knowing my great luck, this is a mutation gone very wrong”