[quote=@Xaltwind]
You're damn skippy, Captain Obvious! Use your teleportative Dragon (Good) powers to fix this mess! D<
[/quote]

But Qaymu's playing chess! And besides, battle is imminent. 

On the other hand, otoro is going to be almost impossible to find in Pennsylvania. Perhaps Maine... No, no, for authentic otoro, it would mean teleporting to Japan and back, despite the Agreement. Hmmm. I suppose Qaymu could make some calls. But after a pair of long jumps like that, Qaymu's going to be... 
[center][hr][img]https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/50x55q70/924/fE0hnO.png[/img][h1][color=ed1c24][b]HUNGRY[/b][/color][/h1][img]https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/50x55q70/924/fE0hnO.png[/img][hr][/center]
 ...and we've already established that the cupboard is bare.

Maybe it's a good night for pizza delivery instead?