You are looking for something? Down [i]here[/i]?

The Ancient World has slumbered for centuries awaiting such a moment - awaiting a [i]Customer[/i].

The shops come to you, floor panels revolving to reveal racks of rifles, walls whispering promises of weal and woe. Lights open in strobe-flashes, pictures too fast to process - leaving only the vague, hypnotized shapes of hunger. Spruikers in their pinstriped suits and beaming smiles animate like they just came back from a smoke break, joyously able to promise how you might break others.

Something traditional? Swords made in the classic styles, optimized to your height, weight, and reach - as best as they can estimate any of those. A modern twist? Neo-alloys will give your blade the structure of diamond and your clothes the durability of asbestos. Perhaps something grander? Your previous use of the mecha suit was noted and manufacturing begun on a copy just in case you - or anyone else - should express interest. Or a more radical break? Rider never got to unleash her full arsenal, but she was a creature of the past. Here in the glorious now you can have every weapon she dreamed to possess. But you can do better, too. You want a unique weapon? These have never been fired before. A storied weapon? These ones are guaranteed to have been used to glorious effect on the battlefield. An exotic weapon? Even [i]we [/i]don't know what these ones do. 

You desire. Let us fill your desire. We will be the shape of it. We will be the shape of you. And a special deal for our first customer in a long while: We can be paid in exposure. All we want is to show people what we did for you, to help them know what we can do for them. Help us help you help them all.