[quote=@Expendable]
Well, they're really the best part, but then we'd get blacklisted. 
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Getting blacklisted form ONE pizza-joint, in exchange for free pizza AND tasty delivery boy-topping? Sounds like a good trade in my book.

... Also, how do you eat this weird, round... Bread...thing... With chopsticks? Ah, no, the little round spicy thing's gonna fall off!