Here's how the argument goes from [b]Rurik's[/b] perspective. Tsane: "Hey grandpa, do you remember when I was little and I couldn't figure out why the square toy didn't fit into the round hole? Well I'm having another one of those moments now and I'm super emotional about it. Don't you dare take sneaky pictures of my angy face to share with your old man friends I'm very important now." Injimo: "I am very disappointed by Tsane's outburst and I am completely on your side, Rurik. But rather than vocally back you up I will simply demonstrate the quiet dignity that my friend should be expressing." Cair: "I am not invested in this argument, but I'm pouring oil on the flames to distract from the fact that I am damaging the hero's reputation by preying on innocent deerboys like a common foxgirl." Sayanastia: "I hold you mere mortals in contempt, everything is proceeding as I designed. I am the rot at the heart of this failure and you are all too blind to see it." Here's how the argument goes from [b]Tsane's[/b] perspective. Rurik: "All's well that ends well! That's what my friend Joeferfield always used to say! Joeferfield was one of the foremost scholars of Princess Heron, the Hero of Ages, the Queen of Kickass, the Promised Petrichor Princess, the Butlerette of Civilization, did you know one time nobody thought she was going to show up and then she did show up and the moral of the story is that nothing needs to change and nothing needs to improve and time is a flat circle." Injimo: "This all happened because I didn't do enough push-ups. I'm too depressed to start doing push-ups right now though. I haven't [i]earned [/i]those push-ups. I'm going to stand here fantasizing about push ups as penance." Cair: "Now that I am loaded, I will talk about buying Tsane expensive gifts so that she doesn't distill me into colloidal silver." Sayanastia: "Do you see this line of blood running down my face? All that terror, blood and destruction and this is all it cost me, like a meteor strike on the moon. Do you remember when I put my hand on your shoulder? Do you realize how much restraint I had to show not to snap you like a twig? Can you imagine what I'd do to punish you if I noticed those glances you sneak my way?" Here's how the argument goes from [b]Injimo's[/b] perspective. Injimo: "This all happened because I didn't do enough push-ups. I'm too depressed to start doing push-ups right now though. I haven't [i]earned [/i]those push-ups. I'm going to stand here fantasizing about push ups as penance." Here's how the argument goes from [b]Cair's [/b]perspective: Rurik: "This is all your fault and I will extract every cent you own in Fox Taxes and give them all to Heron, who will put them on the giant pile of gold and treasure in the Stacks, and then not let you look at it." Tsane: "I am a genius and I knew in one second that you sold us all out to the Architect Knight and I'm going to vivisect you for your hubris." Injimo: "You are beneath contempt. I have nothing to say to you." Sayanastia: "I'm hurt really badly and barely holding back tears. Please, everyone, stop shouting." Here's how the argument goes from [b]Sayanastia's[/b] perspective: [hider][img]https://static.wixstatic.com/media/95ac29_d3afd50f7d7c4feca0da3cc8b86a7696~mv2.webp[/img][/hider] Here's how the argument goes from [b]Kalentia's[/b] perspective: "Um... guys? I'm back, but - where are you going? What's happening? Wait - please!" "..." "W-what did I miss?"