[quote=@Xaltwind]
... You really should buy the battle pass though... I mean, just look at it! It's got cool graphics and visual effects! Just try it. You won't regret it. I guarantee it! *pushes basket of battle passes at everyone, trying to get them to buy one*
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*When you shove the basket at me, I hurriedly stand in front of my computer screen and take off the tricorn skull-and-crossbones hat*

Yarr, I already found the torr--I MEAN, I UH, PRE-ORDERED ONE!