[quote=@HereComesTheSnow]
you’re not my boss. est and maybe squirtle are my boss
[/quote]

I am totes your boss.

"Signore, why were you not at the dinner party on time?"

"I was told by a man of negotiable affection that there is a pig that can jump three times a man's height on command. I had to see if it was true!"

"Was it?"

"... Let's get to dinner."