I thought about that, but I figured you'd have at least a few minutes while the staff figured out what to do about that. 

"Is that a crow?"
"I think it's a raven, actually."
"How can you tell?"
"I unno."
"Well, can you get it out of here?"
"No dude, it's your turn, I dealt with the lady who put her bearded dragon on the table last week"