Stargaze: If the multiverse theory is true, then there is a universe where it isn't.
Fellwing: Multiverse theory doesn't cover paradoxical situations.
Skobeloff: Except in the universe where it does!
Shieldwing: I'm having an aneurysm. 
Skobeloff: Except in the universe where you aren't!

(Not from the incorrect quotes generator, I just really like [url=https://preview.redd.it/10tjcnall4o71.jpg?auto=webp&s=7aadc0d1bb1fd6d8cda4c7b46efdf5ea15aaa859]this one post[/url] and can totally see our group having a similar situation.)