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OMG imagine the spectrum of guys they would attract. But she would have to have an excuse for every full moon and blue moon. But they could totally work together! That would be fun!
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Oh my god I completely forgot the Velvet and Iris bartender sitcom as a concept. Talking to her regulars like "'Sup, guys, this tall drink'a water here is Iris, my entirely platonic friend," with an exaggerated wink just to screw with her, and Iris--who up to this point has only seen a half-starved version of Velvet--gets to see her in a situation where she's entirely comfortable.