[quote=@Lemons]
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Oh my god I completely forgot the Velvet and Iris bartender sitcom as a concept. Talking to her regulars like "'Sup, guys, this tall drink'a water here is Iris, my entirely platonic friend," with an exaggerated wink just to screw with her, and Iris--who up to this point has only seen a half-starved version of Velvet--gets to see her in a situation where she's entirely comfortable.
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Let the chaos begin!

I: I'm gonna eat him. 
V: You can't eat him.
I: I'm going to eat him.
C: You can eat me all day baby. 
V: Okay, you can eat him.