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Leon(cowardly lion voice): B-b-b-b-break th-the ru-r-r-rules? I could never do that!
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Oh but dear Lion, Freedom beach only has one lawful rule, to have fun.

This lifeguard Martin is a [b]usurper[/b]. His rules hang loosely from his lifeguard tower from twine and cardboard, hastily written in sharpie. He has defied, overridden and discarded the law as it should be for his own. We need a hero, to restore Freedom beach's established legal constitution.

Will you ruin Martin's day to uphold what was just and right before his illegitimate ruler-ship of the beach? 

EDIT: I'm so including this snippet I just wrote in the primer I make for Beach Day now hahaha