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20/13|Male/Male|Reinforcement, Beast
Mystic, Melee|Duplication, Tentacles|Deity
Enhanced Sustenance, Awareness, Masculinity, Fated, Sorcery, Gifted, Absolute Direction
Paragon, Blessing, Clergy, Mana Fount, Gifted Item
Arrogance, Unknown, Loud, Big Brother
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"[color=aba000]Ahahaha! It even comes with background music![/color]" Alexander cackled "[color=aba000]Oh man, I've wanted to do this for so long![/color]" He took a deep breath and basked in the destruction all around him "[color=aba000]Oh Brittney, you have no idea how much this means to me. I could kiss you if I wasn't already dating Lily, I don't want to cheat on her. I'm not [i]that[/i] kind of asshole after all.[/color]" He looked over to the giant and waved bye "[color=aba000]Well, I think we can leave this place in the fire's capable hands. Come Brittney, let us spread the glory of Fire to the rest of this rotten world![/color]"

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The animal trio looked at each other for a second, Bob twitched his nose and nodded, and then Dave pointed one of his wings in the direction of the explosions.